Margarina z okusom masla, zares? Margarine with the taste of butter, really?

V oglasih, tudi tistih, ki se tičejo hrane, sem slišala že toliko neumnosti in zavajanj, da sem nanje že skoraj odporna, res, gledam jih, poslušam jih, ampak se potem ničesar ne spomnim, ker se očitno podzavestno izklopim; a česa tako ... am ... neverjetnega že dolgo ne; zakaj bi že človek želel kupiti margarino z okusom masla?!? (Da sploh ne razmišljam, kje so »dobili« okus masla, brrr!)
 
Če odmislim, kakšna umetna packarija se verjetno valja tam notri, se sprašujem vsaj, zakaj ne bi nekdo, ki želi maslo, preprosto kupil le-tega, ne pa nekaj drugega s tistim okusom. Hm, zagonetno. Poskušam se vživeti: Zelo si želim imeti domačega ljubljenčka. Ne bi rada psa, ker se jih bojim, zato bom vzela mačko. Ampak rada bi, da izgleda kot pes.
 
Kakorkoli, jaz sem oboževalka masla, že od nekdaj, in tole zgoraj je eden od mojih trenutno najljubših zajtrkov; poleg sadno-zelenjavnega zmešančka, ki mu ni uspelo zdržati do foto-zmenka, še avokado z limoninim sokom in soljo ter dobra stara slovenska klasika, maslo z medom.
 
Vem, da kruh ni najbolj fotogeničen, ampak oči me je že kot otroka naučil, da moram méd tako razmazati po kruhu, da ga mimogrede malo zmešam z maslom, da mi potem ne curlja po rokah. In tako je ostalo do dandanes, izgled gor ali dol! :)

I have already heard so many nonsense and deceits in advertising that I have become almost completely immune to everything, truly, I watch them, I hear them, but later I do not remember anything at all, because obviously I unplug myself; but something so ... am ... insane have not heard for a long time; why would anybody want to buy margarine with the taste of butter?!? (I better not even think about where they “got” the taste of butter, brrr!)
 
If I forget about all the chemistry that it is probably in there, I at least wonder: why not simply buy butter instead of something different that tastes like butter. Hm, tricky one. Trying to get into thinking: I am off to a pet shop. I don’t want to buy a dog, because I am afraid of them, so I will take a cat. But I would like it to look like a dog.
 
Whatever, I am a fan of butter, from ever, and here above you can see one of my favourite breakfasts lately; beside smoothie that couldn’t last until photo session, there is also an avocado seasoned with lemon juice and salt and a good old traditional Slovene classic, butter and honey.
 
I am aware that the slice of bread is not the most photogenic, but my dad had learned me already when I was a child to gently mix honey with butter when spreading it, so you need not worry it will drip down your hands later. And so it stayed all the way till today, never mind the visual aspect! :)